{"id":30309,"date":"2026-03-20T21:00:29","date_gmt":"2026-03-20T12:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/30309\/"},"modified":"2026-03-20T21:00:29","modified_gmt":"2026-03-20T12:00:29","slug":"ill-remember-it-wherever-i-am","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/30309\/","title":{"rendered":"I’ll Remember It Wherever I Am"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good bowel movement today \ud83c\udf31<\/p>\n

It feels like it’s been so long since I saw you the other day<\/p>\n

I ended up being extra clingy with my brother… lol<\/p>\n

While we were lovey-dovey,<\/p>\n

A huge poop was moving in my stomach<\/p>\n

While being lovey-dovey,<\/p>\n

Maybe it was thanks to the chocolate I ate,<\/p>\n

My stomach has been<\/p>\n

growling the whole time<\/p>\n

Then I accidentally farted directly<\/p>\n

in my brother’s face, how embarrassing \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n

After that, I pooped while hugging my beloved<\/p>\n

Wait, is it super soft?? I thought,<\/p>\n

Then I saw a mountain of poop below me \ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n

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My brother told me it was a beautiful, perfect circle,<\/p>\n

Like a full moon<\/p>\n

I wonder if that means when he sees the moon, he’ll<\/p>\n

remember my poop…<\/p>\n

I felt so warm and fuzzy\u263a\ufe0f lol<\/p>\n

After that, I used a warm water enema to<\/p>\n

clean out all the poop inside my butt \ud83d\udc89<\/p>\n

Warm water enemas<\/p>\n

are less painful than regular enemas,<\/p>\n

so they’re easier to endure,<\/p>\n

and the poop comes out smoothly,<\/p>\n

so I really like them \ud83e\udef6\ud83c\udffb\ud83d\udc97<\/p>\n

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Let’s talk while being lovey-dovey again \ud83e\udef6\ud83c\udffb\ufe0e<\/p>\n

See you later \ud83d\udc07\u2e12\u2e12\u3030\ufe0e\u2764\ufe0e<\/p>\n

We talked a lot about cats, so this time here’s a picture of me as a cat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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