{"id":29999,"date":"2026-02-07T23:37:20","date_gmt":"2026-02-07T14:37:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/29999\/"},"modified":"2026-02-07T23:37:20","modified_gmt":"2026-02-07T14:37:20","slug":"im-gonna-leak","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/29999\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m gonna leak!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Had a great poop today \ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n

I felt like I was going to leak,<\/p>\n

So I jogged over to my brother’s place \ud83c\udfc3\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n

<\/span>I was so happy to see him after so long \ud83e\udd7a\u2661<\/p>\n

I straddled the platform<\/p>\n

that my brother made for me,<\/p>\n

and pooped all over his body \ud83e\udd79\ud83e\udef6\ud83c\udffb\ufe0f\ud83d\udc93<\/p>\n

I held it in for so long that the hard poop<\/p>\n

flowed towards my brother’s neck,<\/p>\n

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And more poop came out from there.<\/p>\n

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Wow, so much came out \u2728<\/p>\n

After that, we did an air enema<\/p>\n

and played with farts,<\/p>\n

and talked about things we’ve done with my brother,<\/p>\n

and then it was time to say goodbye \ud83d\ude22<\/p>\n

He knew I was cooking for myself,<\/p>\n

so he gave me a present,<\/p>\n

and now the bento boxes I take to university<\/p>\n

have to be the ones he gave me \ud83c\udf74<\/p>\n

I can’t stop eating rice lol<\/p>\n

See you later \ud83d\udc07\u2e12\u2e12\u3030\ufe0e\u202a\u202a\u2764\ufe0e\u202c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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