{"id":29975,"date":"2026-02-04T18:40:50","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T09:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/29975\/"},"modified":"2026-02-04T18:40:50","modified_gmt":"2026-02-04T09:40:50","slug":"a-slither-in-my-mouth","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/29975\/","title":{"rendered":"A Slither in My Mouth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Another great bowel movement today! \ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We decided to try something a little different than last time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We were both a little nervous at the start \u2661<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This time we decided to try it in the mouth,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I was worried it might be bitter or make me feel sick,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">but<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">it was put in my mouth \ud83d\ude4c\ud83c\udffb \u2764\ufe0e <span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-26104\" src=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_7587-224x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_7587-224x300.jpeg 224w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_7587-766x1024.jpeg 766w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_7587-768x1027.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_7587.jpeg 1106w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This time, even though<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">he gave me an even longer course than usual,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">it still didn&#8217;t feel like enough time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It was so much fun \ud83e\udef6\ud83c\udffb\ufe0f\ud83d\udc93<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I know your work is hard,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">but don&#8217;t push yourself too hard \ud83e\udd7a<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">See you again \ud83d\udc07\u2e12\u2e12\u3030\ufe0e\u2764\ufe0e<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another great bowel movement today! \ud83d\udca9 We decided to try something a little different than last time. We were both a little nervous at the &#8230; <a title=\"A Slither in My Mouth\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/29975\/\" aria-label=\"More on A Slither in My Mouth\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":29974,"template":"","acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog\/29975"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/girls-blog"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}