{"id":29496,"date":"2024-07-19T22:12:54","date_gmt":"2024-07-19T13:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/?post_type=girls-blog&#038;p=29496"},"modified":"2026-01-17T17:39:09","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T08:39:09","slug":"%e2%99%a1plump-and-squiggly-takeaway-poop%e2%99%a1","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/29496\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2661Plump and Squiggly Takeaway Poop\u2661"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I received a last-minute rush booking the previous night&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I spent the day suppressing the urge to defecate that came this morning and evening,<\/p>\n<p>And now, plump, plump, plump, plump into the solid container,<\/p>\n<p>Squiggle, squiggle, squiiiiiggle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9551.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-17252\" src=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9551-150x150.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I feel refreshed \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps because I responded to the request to show me using the bidet before defecating,<\/p>\n<p>I feel like it came out quite smoothly \u2728\u2728<\/p>\n<p>The gentleman who took the viewing course today \ud83d\udeb9<\/p>\n<p>Towards the end, it seemed like just watching wasn&#8217;t enough for him anymore,,,\u2763\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>Thanks\u2661\/Keep up the great work! Mr. T<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received a last-minute rush booking the previous night&#8230; I spent the day suppressing the urge to defecate that came this morning and evening, And &#8230; <a title=\"\u2661Plump and Squiggly Takeaway Poop\u2661\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/29496\/\" aria-label=\"More on \u2661Plump and Squiggly Takeaway Poop\u2661\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":29495,"template":"","acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog\/29496"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/girls-blog"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}