{"id":29288,"date":"2025-02-10T17:55:46","date_gmt":"2025-02-10T08:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/?post_type=girls-blog&#038;p=29288"},"modified":"2026-01-17T16:18:30","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T07:18:30","slug":"dont-hate-me-just-because-i-stink","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/29288\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t hate me just because I stink?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Natural Malatang Poop \ud83c\udf31<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19959\" src=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0794-300x224.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0794-300x224.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0794-1024x766.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0794-768x574.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0794-1320x987.jpeg 1320w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_0794.jpeg 1479w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">While we were cuddling,<br \/>I was trying to hold in my poop,<br \/>but a fart slipped out,<br \/>and it was just&#8230;<br \/>SO STINKY!! \ud83d\ude16<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I was able to poop while being hugged by him,<br \/>but the smell was so overwhelming<br \/>that I actually choked. lol<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It was precisely because the Malatang itself was incredibly spicy<br \/>that both the fart and the poop were so intense \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\udc93<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There&#8217;s black wood ear mushroom&#8230;!!<br \/>This time, the poop has more undigested matter than usual \ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">See you later \ud83d\udc07\u2e12\u2e12\u3030\ufe0e\u202a\u202a\u2764\ufe0e\u202c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Natural Malatang Poop \ud83c\udf31 While we were cuddling,I was trying to hold in my poop,but a fart slipped out,and it was just&#8230;SO STINKY!! \ud83d\ude16 I &#8230; <a title=\"Don&#8217;t hate me just because I stink?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/29288\/\" aria-label=\"More on Don&#8217;t hate me just because I stink?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":29286,"template":"","acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog\/29288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/girls-blog"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}