{"id":29150,"date":"2025-04-27T22:04:11","date_gmt":"2025-04-27T13:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/?post_type=girls-blog&p=29150"},"modified":"2026-01-17T16:18:06","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T07:18:06","slug":"back-at-work-after-a-long-time-%f0%9f%92%a9","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/29150\/","title":{"rendered":"Back at work after a long time \ud83d\udca9"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Hikaru\u2728<\/p>\n

Mr.\/Ms. I, thank you for coming today and requesting Hikaru\u263a\ufe0f<\/p>\n

Mr.\/Ms. I requested firm poop\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n

At first, some firm, pellet-like poop came out, but the big one was softer\ud83e\udd72<\/p>\n

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Mr.\/Ms. I took home a few of the pellet poops that were around the large one\u263a\ufe0f He\/She said they would enjoy smelling them when they got home\u301c\ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n

And actually, that wasn’t the end of it…<\/p>\n

While we were talking about various things, Hikaru said on a whim, “Why don’t you try pooping in front of Hikaru too?” Then they replied, “I might actually want to try that,” lolol<\/p>\n

Yes, they actually did it right in front of Hikaru. And they produced two impressive, thick poops, bigger than Hikaru’s. I only said it out of curiosity, but they actually did it. Mr.\/Ms. I is amazing, seriously. I think I lost in terms of smelliness and thickness! lol<\/p>\n

So, next time, Hikaru will try to produce thicker, smellier poop too. Let’s compete again\ud83d\udc4a\ud83c\udffb (unilaterally)<\/p>\n

It was a really fun time, please come again\ud83e\udef6\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s Hikaru\u2728 Mr.\/Ms. I, thank you for coming today and requesting Hikaru\u263a\ufe0f Mr.\/Ms. I requested firm poop\ud83d\udca9 At first, some firm, pellet-like poop came out, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":29149,"template":"","acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog\/29150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/girls-blog"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}