{"id":28955,"date":"2025-06-27T22:42:08","date_gmt":"2025-06-27T13:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/?post_type=girls-blog&p=28955"},"modified":"2026-01-17T16:17:20","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T07:17:20","slug":"dual-wielding-%f0%9f%92%a9%f0%9f%9a%bd%f0%9f%92%a7%f0%9f%92%a6","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/28955\/","title":{"rendered":"Dual Wielding \ud83d\udca9\u202a\ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udca6"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I thought I had written a blog post,<\/p>\n

but it was still in the drafts \ud83d\ude47\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude47\u200d\u2642\ufe0f (deepest apology ever)<\/p>\n

\u2b07\ufe0f View from the back \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n

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Dual Wielding \ud83e\udd23 and it’s a cup \ud83e\udd23\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \"\"<\/p>\n

I ate lots and lots of dietary fiber the day before,<\/p>\n

so things like streaks\/fibers?<\/p>\n

were mixed in a lot\uff08\u3003\uff3e\u2207\uff3e\uff09o_\u5f61\u2606<\/p>\n

It’s coming!!! (A huge fart) \ud83d\udca8 PFFT<\/p>\n

Farting is more embarrassing than pooping \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n

When I poop, I unconsciously fart<\/p>\n

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\u00a0 \u00a0Does it come out, but does everyone else fart too???<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  I thought I had written a blog post, but it was still in the drafts \ud83d\ude47\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude47\u200d\u2642\ufe0f (deepest apology ever) \u2b07\ufe0f View from the back … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":28954,"template":"","acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog\/28955"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/girls-blog"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}