{"id":28683,"date":"2025-10-02T17:40:49","date_gmt":"2025-10-02T08:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/?post_type=girls-blog&p=28683"},"modified":"2026-01-17T16:16:30","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T07:16:30","slug":"that-thing-due-to-misjudging-the-distance","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/28683\/","title":{"rendered":"That Thing Due to Misjudging the Distance…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You never know what shape, smell, size, or color it will be until it comes out… truly a mysterious thing \ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n

Recently, I’ve been in the middle of a major sweet potato \ud83c\udf60 craze, so Ayame here is having explosive bowel movements along with lots of gas \ud83d\udca6.<\/p>\n

This time, I misjudged the wiping distance and poop ended up on my finger \u3030\ufe0f. I guess this is proof I’m healthy, right \ud83d\udca9(?)<\/p>\n

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\ud83e\udd8b October Reservations Now Open \ud83e\udd8b<\/p>\n

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Forget the Autumn of Art \ud83c\udf41, let’s enjoy the Autumn of Poop \ud83d\udca9 together with Ayame \ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n

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