{"id":28626,"date":"2025-11-05T14:33:30","date_gmt":"2025-11-05T05:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/?post_type=girls-blog&#038;p=28626"},"modified":"2026-01-17T16:16:09","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T07:16:09","slug":"a-photo-of-my-youth","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/28626\/","title":{"rendered":"A photo of my youth?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I met the guy while wearing a cheerleader outfit!\ud83c\udf80<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It reminded me of when I was in high school,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I remembered how back then,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I used to sweat this much too&#8230; I reminisced deeply.\ud83d\udcad<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Since I sweated so much,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">the guy sniffed me all over&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It seemed my neck smelled the strongest,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">and I was super embarrassed \ud83d\udc49\ud83c\udffb\ud83d\udc48\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">While he sniffed me in various places,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">we also had a photoshoot\ud83d\udcf8\ud83d\udc97<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What I ate yesterday was Malatang (Spicy Noodle Soup),<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">and the first fart I let out was smelly,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">the smell was strong enough to pass right through my underwear,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">and my skirt crinkled lol<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Midway through, my stomach started rumbling,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">and I soiled myself in the underwear<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">that the guy brought me\ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It was slightly hard, and at the end, while making an &#8220;uhhh&#8221; sound,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I pooped &gt; &lt;\u2661<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24435\" src=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6380-224x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6380-224x300.jpeg 224w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6380-766x1024.jpeg 766w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6380-768x1027.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6380.jpeg 1106w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Different angle |\u03c9\uff65)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24436\" src=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6379-248x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"248\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6379-248x300.jpeg 248w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6379-847x1024.jpeg 847w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6379-768x928.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6379.jpeg 1106w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 248px) 100vw, 248px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">After I pooped, I just normally<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">hid the mess with my skirt<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">and flashed a peace sign,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">resulting in a photo where nobody would guess I had just pooped\ud83d\udcf7\ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24434\" src=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6377-277x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"277\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6377-277x300.jpeg 277w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6377-944x1024.jpeg 944w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6377-768x833.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6377-1416x1536.jpeg 1416w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6377-1320x1432.jpeg 1320w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_6377.jpeg 1734w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 277px) 100vw, 277px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I was so happy that they took Rina&#8217;s poop home in a vacuum pack\ud83e\udd79\u200e\ud83e\udef6\ud83c\udffb\ufe0f\ud83d\udc93<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">See you later\ud83d\udc07\u2e12\u2e12\u3030\ufe0e\u2764\ufe0e<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I met the guy while wearing a cheerleader outfit!\ud83c\udf80 It reminded me of when I was in high school, I remembered how back then, I &#8230; 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