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He says it’s his first time eating shit since he ate it at an SM club four or five years ago.<\/p>\n
First, strike an attractive toilet bowl pose, one that makes me want to release saliva and holy water.<\/p>\n
“Open your mouth!” He looks very happy when I allow him to receive my pee.<\/p>\n
Today’s shit has fewer undigested food particles!<\/p>\n
He apparently takes it home in a Tupperware container and spends hours at the hotel, savoring it little by little, while deeply appreciating the blessing.<\/p>\n
Yes, this is a slightly early organic Christmas dinner, isn’t it?\u2728<\/p>\n
This is the sacred gold I bore. Cross yourself in thanks to me and in prayer for this blessing before you consume it!<\/p>\n
Thank you for showing me your rare golden balls!<\/p>\n
Amen<\/p>\n
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