{"id":28516,"date":"2025-12-17T19:01:42","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T10:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/?post_type=girls-blog&#038;p=28516"},"modified":"2026-01-17T16:15:37","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T07:15:37","slug":"the-defecation-derby-%f0%9f%8f%87%f0%9f%92%a8","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/28516\/","title":{"rendered":"The Defecation Derby \ud83c\udfc7\ud83d\udca8"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25255\" src=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_2841-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_2841-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_2841-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_2841.jpeg 1125w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25256\" src=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_2842-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_2842-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_2842-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/poop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_2842.jpeg 1125w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u22c6\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u22c6<\/p>\n<p>Ayame-san enters The Defecation Derby!! \ud83c\udfc7\ud83d\udca8<\/p>\n<p>I went in as the second person, but the faint smell of poop was already drifting throughout the room, and Ayame-san was smiling \u2282( \u1d16 \u032b\u1d16 )\u2283<\/p>\n<p>I strained a few times, but only rabbit pellets came out&#8230; so I ended up borrowing the power of a special secret item (\u00b4&gt;\u2200&lt;\uff40)\u309d<\/p>\n<p>Poop juice sprayed everywhere, and massive amounts of poop came out, but more than anything, being watched the entire time was so incredibly embarrassing \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude16<\/p>\n<p>Ayame-san&#8217;s result was 366g!! \ud83c\udfb6<\/p>\n<p>(\u26a0\ufe0f Includes the weight of the container \u26a0\ufe0f)<\/p>\n<p>\u22c6\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u22c6<\/p>\n<p>Announcement \u22c6\u035b\ud83d\udce2\u22c6<\/p>\n<p>We have published the December schedule \u2763\ufe0f Generally, we can move the hours earlier or extend them, so please feel free to contact us \u2709\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95 We also accept request appointments, so please take advantage of that as well \u2728<\/p>\n<p>\u22c6\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u22c6<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u22c6\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u2508\u22c6 Ayame-san enters The Defecation Derby!! \ud83c\udfc7\ud83d\udca8 I went in as the second person, but the faint smell of poop was already drifting throughout &#8230; <a title=\"The Defecation Derby \ud83c\udfc7\ud83d\udca8\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/28516\/\" aria-label=\"More on The Defecation Derby \ud83c\udfc7\ud83d\udca8\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":28515,"template":"","acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog\/28516"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/girls-blog"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}