{"id":28470,"date":"2026-01-05T18:50:11","date_gmt":"2026-01-05T09:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/?post_type=girls-blog&p=28470"},"modified":"2026-01-17T16:15:08","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T07:15:08","slug":"happy-new-year-%f0%9f%8e%80","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/28470\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year \ud83c\udf80"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m Ramu \ud83c\udf80<\/p>\n

Happy New Year \ud83c\udf8d\ud83c\udf05<\/p>\n

I was at Grandpa’s house the whole time \u263a\ufe0f<\/p>\n

Ate too much and got plump \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n

Grandpa gave me a knit cap lol \ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n

While I was taking a break,<\/p>\n

a lot of good poops<\/p>\n

were flushed down the toilet \ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n

Please make your first poop of the year Ramu’s \ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n

For those who haven’t seen it yet, in the New Year,<\/p>\n

let’s take a new step \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n

I look forward to your reservations \ud83e\udd70<\/p>\n

\ud83c\udf80 Ramu \ud83c\udf80<\/p>\n

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I’m Ramu \ud83c\udf80 Happy New Year \ud83c\udf8d\ud83c\udf05 I was at Grandpa’s house the whole time \u263a\ufe0f Ate too much and got plump \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\udc96 Grandpa gave … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":28469,"template":"","acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog\/28470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/girls-blog"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/girls-blog"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}