{"id":28458,"date":"2026-01-08T15:23:58","date_gmt":"2026-01-08T06:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/?post_type=girls-blog&p=28458"},"modified":"2026-01-17T16:15:08","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T07:15:08","slug":"first-poop-sighting","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/poop\/girls-blog\/28458\/","title":{"rendered":"First Poop Sighting!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The first poop of 2026 \ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n

This super rare gentleman has never seen poop being excreted directly yet\u203c\ufe0f\u2728\ufe0f\u2728\ufe0f\u2728\ufe0f After hearing about his poop history, his ideal poop, and his ideal excretion scenario, Ayame-san was born with the strong desire to absolutely, definitely, 100% deliver a magnificent poop to this gentleman\u203c\ufe0f\u203c\ufe0f<\/p>\n

But before that, it was time for a sugar refill \u3030\ufe0f with a super fashionable donut present \ud83c\udf69\ud83d\udc95 from the gentleman. Ayame-san’s top recommendation is definitely the milk tea flavor, I guess (\u25ad-\u25ad)\u2728<\/p>\n

So, after bracing and pushing and pushing several times, the result is this \u2b06\ufe0f\u2b06\ufe0f\u2b06\ufe0f<\/p>\n

Gentleman, this is too much of a perfect shot \u3030\ufe0f you’re amazing \u3030\ufe0f you’re too much of a genius\u203c\ufe0f\u203c\ufe0f\u203c\ufe0f\u203c\ufe0f<\/p>\n

Ayame-san herself was so excited ((o(\uff61>\u03c9<\uff61)o))\ud83d\udc97 because she didn’t expect to see the double combo of her own butt and the poop being dropped! As a souvenir, I had the gentleman take a picture of his best shot \ua242\ud83e\udd2d You rarely get to see a sight like this \u3030\ufe0f I’m truly delighted \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6 Above all, I was glad I successfully delivered “fresh, piping hot poop, delivered directly from the source” to the gentleman \u263a\ufe0f\u263a\ufe0f Please rest assured that you can see poop almost 100% of the time at the Daibenkan (The Great Feces Hall) \ud83d\udc95\ufe0e Let’s keep enjoying the Poop Life from now on ((o(\uff61\uff65\u03c9\uff65\uff61)o))<\/p>\n

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The work schedule for late January is now public \u2763\ufe0f We can basically adjust the time earlier or later, so please feel free to contact us for consultation \u2709\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95 We are also accepting requests for custom appearances, so please consider those as well \u2728<\/p>\n

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