I thought about writing many things,
but it’s faster just to look, so without further ado,
please behold today’s poop 🤭
↑Freshly delivered, 1000% freshness
I’m confident in how stinky it is!!

Today, I delivered it while on my hands and knees
✨✨
The photography is professional 👏 Thank you 😚🫶

Finally, a shot in the style of an Instagrammer 📷✨
I’ve taken pictures with afternoon tea before,
but this is the first time doing it like this with poop ✨✨
The train was delayed on the way here today,
and the swaying of the train made me almost poop,
so please spare me (that trouble) 🥺💦
I ate nabe (hot pot) yesterday, so there are enoki mushrooms 🍄
Enoki mushrooms come out whole, huh? 🤣

