Today, M-kun came all the way by plane from a distant place to eat my shit.
He says it’s his first time eating shit since he ate it at an SM club four or five years ago.
First, strike an attractive toilet bowl pose, one that makes me want to release saliva and holy water.
“Open your mouth!” He looks very happy when I allow him to receive my pee.
Today’s shit has fewer undigested food particles!
He apparently takes it home in a Tupperware container and spends hours at the hotel, savoring it little by little, while deeply appreciating the blessing.
Yes, this is a slightly early organic Christmas dinner, isn’t it?✨
This is the sacred gold I bore. Cross yourself in thanks to me and in prayer for this blessing before you consume it!
Thank you for showing me your rare golden balls!
Amen
