{"id":23404,"date":"2026-01-19T11:13:38","date_gmt":"2026-01-19T02:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/pee\/?post_type=girls-blog&p=23404"},"modified":"2026-01-19T11:13:38","modified_gmt":"2026-01-19T02:13:38","slug":"splattering-and-scattering-urination-%f0%9f%92%a6","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/pee\/girls-blog\/23404\/","title":{"rendered":"Splattering and Scattering Urination \ud83d\udca6"},"content":{"rendered":"

While traveling from work until I got home.<\/p>\n

I finally released the pee I had been holding in the bathtub \ud83c\udf27\ufe0f<\/p>\n

When I spread my legs wide, stuck out my hips, and peed,<\/p>\n

it usually shoots straight like a laser, but<\/p>\n

since I was recording a video, it scattered everywhere<\/p>\n

and ended up looking like a waterfall \ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n

I’m going to be eliminated from the distance category of the Pee Shot Championship \ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n

I guess I have to enter the wide-area coverage category instead…<\/p>\n

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