{"id":22104,"date":"2026-01-17T18:23:42","date_gmt":"2026-01-17T09:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/pee\/?post_type=girls-blog&p=22104"},"modified":"2026-01-17T18:23:42","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T09:23:42","slug":"you-drank-it-without-spilling-%f0%9f%ab%b6","status":"publish","type":"girls-blog","link":"https:\/\/f.haisetu.net\/en\/pee\/girls-blog\/22104\/","title":{"rendered":"You drank it without spilling \ud83e\udef6"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thanks for Sunday! Thank you very much!<\/p>\n

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You were an incredibly excellent human toilet \ud83d\ude01<\/p>\n

I straddled your face and you drank *all* of the pee you had saved up until it was full when you came to meet me \u270c\ufe0f<\/p>\n

I laid down a sheet so we wouldn’t stain the room, but<\/p>\n

since you drank it all, it didn’t get wet at all!<\/p>\n

You are too perfect as a toilet \ud83d\udc4c<\/p>\n

You drank everything after that too, but<\/p>\n

it only spilled when Saiki’s aim was bad,<\/p>\n

and even then it was just a tiny bit.<\/p>\n

The mango fruit tea you bought passed through Saiki’s body,<\/p>\n

and returned straight back to the buyer\u2014<\/p>\n

I’m proud that we achieved the SDGs of a new era \ud83e\udd25<\/p>\n

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We cuddled and got comfortable,<\/p>\n

and we were able to talk about various things, making it a very fun time!<\/p>\n

The only unfortunate thing is that because you drank everything,<\/p>\n

we don’t have any photos from when we were playing…<\/p>\n

Let’s consider that a memory just for the two of us,<\/p>\n

so I’ll post a picture of the delicious mango fruit tea instead…<\/p>\n

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Please come visit again!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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