While doing a somersault…

Thanks for Monday! Thank you very much!

Thank you for always coming to visit me 😊

 

As usual, I hadn’t washed yet,

I did a somersault, holding my own feet…

Even though my bladder was full of pee,

When I was teased while spreading my legs wide,

It was impossible to hold the pee back 💦

 

Enough pee came out like a fountain to make a splish-splash sound,

And you drank lots and lots of it,

It’s amazing that about half of it ended up in your stomach

instead of on the pet sheet 🫨

The way my pee shot up high into the sky,

It was truly like a fountain or a whale spout 🐳

 

In this heat,

I know you’ve been hit with some extremely bad luck

and had a really tough time…

When things settle down, please come see me again 🥰

First and foremost, take care of your body!

And… take care of your smartphone!