Thanks for Monday! Thank you very much!
Thank you for always coming to visit me 😊
As usual, I hadn’t washed yet,
I did a somersault, holding my own feet…
Even though my bladder was full of pee,
When I was teased while spreading my legs wide,
It was impossible to hold the pee back 💦

Enough pee came out like a fountain to make a splish-splash sound,
And you drank lots and lots of it,
It’s amazing that about half of it ended up in your stomach
instead of on the pet sheet 🫨
The way my pee shot up high into the sky,
It was truly like a fountain or a whale spout 🐳
In this heat,
I know you’ve been hit with some extremely bad luck
and had a really tough time…
When things settle down, please come see me again 🥰
First and foremost, take care of your body!
And… take care of your smartphone!