Splattering and Scattering Urination 💦

While traveling from work until I got home.

I finally released the pee I had been holding in the bathtub 🌧️

When I spread my legs wide, stuck out my hips, and peed,

it usually shoots straight like a laser, but

since I was recording a video, it scattered everywhere

and ended up looking like a waterfall 😭

I’m going to be eliminated from the distance category of the Pee Shot Championship 😭

I guess I have to enter the wide-area coverage category instead…