While traveling from work until I got home.
I finally released the pee I had been holding in the bathtub 🌧️
When I spread my legs wide, stuck out my hips, and peed,
it usually shoots straight like a laser, but
since I was recording a video, it scattered everywhere
and ended up looking like a waterfall 😭
I’m going to be eliminated from the distance category of the Pee Shot Championship 😭
I guess I have to enter the wide-area coverage category instead…
