Thanks for last Thursday! (I’m posting this blog way too late)
Thank you very much for making a reservation via DM!
You came in your office casual attire right after work,
and came to see me just like that 🎶
Saiki straddled your face without showering,
and first, I had you smell me,
but having someone smell me when I haven’t showered
is seriously, seriously embarrassing!
To cover up that embarrassment, I immediately started peeing…
I had the Human Toilet gentleman drink my pee directly into his mouth.
Seeing you moving your throat diligently
and working hard to drink it,
makes me happy too, as the one peeing lol
Thank you for drinking so much!
We talked about trips to countries where you think “Uh, wait, where was that again?”,
photos of the aurora borealis, and happy work stories!
I got to hear rare stories that you don’t usually hear elsewhere,
and Saiki’s knowledge expanded 🤔
Since everything went into your mouth,
I don’t have a photo of the pee,
but the superb performance of the Human Toilet means
that might actually be the evidence itself? lol
So, instead,
“If you were to drink Saiki’s pee directly, this is the intensity you would be drinking.”
I am attaching this photo as proof 🫴
Please come visit again! 👋
